1.  "The Altar Boy"  This is a very light relic that looks like it was well taken care of by the type of guy who kept his 60's baseball card collection in mint condition.

2.  "The Fast Eddie"  This is a medium relic with a good amount of surface damage and wear.  You'd expect to pick up a guitar like this from a guy that played in several garage bands in the 70's and 80's.

3.  "The Story Teller"  This a heavy relic that has a lot of surface wear and abuse due to years on the road.  The guy you'd pick this up from can tell you about the bar fights and drunken accidents and the corresponding bruises to go along with it.

4.  "The Vagabond"  This is the heaviest relic.  In and out of every pawn shop around.  This guitar has been abused, hands down.  It has had the crap beat out of it.  The guy who had it before you sold it for drug $ and might want it back once he's released from prison. This thing has been to gigs with every bum, drunk, and derelict this side of the state.